went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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