I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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