do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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