Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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