come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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