Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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