i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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