How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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