No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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