Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Porn is love you can see.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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