Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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