you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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