It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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