Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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