Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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