Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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