none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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