We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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