Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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