I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
