remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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