It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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