And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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