they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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