its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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