Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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