So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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