The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dicks are not precious.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
