just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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