i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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