I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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