Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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