I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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