You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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