i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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