My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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