Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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