Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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