Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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