you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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