he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
ttyl tear gas
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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