what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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