Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
