he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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