I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
