Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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