i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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