There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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