I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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