I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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