I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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