i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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