chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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